Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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