He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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