I need help removing her.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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