your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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