I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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