Do vagina's smell?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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