me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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