I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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