U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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