found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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