grandma shit on top of the toilet
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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