Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
time to smoke my breakfast
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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