I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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