So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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