i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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