But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Randomize
