walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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