Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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