My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
My pussy is not your playground.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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