There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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