So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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