So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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