I am spending my child support on dildos
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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