: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just want nice things and good sex
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
