I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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