My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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