I want to make a zoo with you.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Small penises have feelings too.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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