Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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