She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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