i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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