Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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