ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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