I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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