I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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