You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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