hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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