he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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