I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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