Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
