I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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