Well apparently he's into motor boating.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm sobbing to NWA
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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