It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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