You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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