don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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