Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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