How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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