um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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