Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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