it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
