Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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