any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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