I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
You pole danced in your parka.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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