Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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