Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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