I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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