i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The power of my boobs compel you
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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