I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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